A rather promiscuous snowman cake.

On the way to a friend's house before the holidays, my wife suggested that we get a holiday cake.

Upon reaching the bakery at the Lowes Foods on the way, this is what she found.

We can only assume it is some kind of mutant snowman with arms on it's lower torso, or it's a very promiscuous snowman (snow-woman?) lying on it's back with it's legs in the air.